Advice for Travellers

Never chew
gum in an
airplane bathroom.
Because if you do
your gum will taste
like an airplane bathroom.

2 comments for “Advice for Travellers

  1. Heroic imp
    August 8, 2004 at 8:58 am

    EWWWWWWWWWWW! So true! Do you have any ID or are you carrying any knives, weapons, lighters, hazardous materials? I will shut this blog down, if you give us any lip

  2. Itto Ogami
    September 2, 2004 at 5:46 am

    feel the interconnectedness of everything we do. strong pro-environmental undertone. you are green, cecil, as green as a blade of sweet red fescue grass.
    “We may give ADVICE, but we cannot inspire the conduct.”
    —François, duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613–1680), Maxim 378.
    The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. It is obvious that man is himself a TRAVELER; that the purpose of this world is not “to have and to hold” but “to give and serve.” There can be no other meaning.
    —Sir Wilfred T. Grenfell
    they don’t call you sir for naught, wilfred. you are right on brother.

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