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    <title>Comparing Compressor Recipes for Vimeo and YouTube</title>
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    <id>tag:cecilvortex.com,2010://4.4113</id>

    <published>2010-01-27T02:37:38Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-27T03:53:09Z</updated>

    <summary>I spent a little time the other day running several different Compressor recipes so I could compare different compression options. I thought I&apos;d share the results here, in case they&apos;re of use to other folks on the interwebs. And of...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>I spent a little time the other day running several different Compressor recipes so I could compare different compression options. I thought I'd share the results here, in case they're of use to other folks on the interwebs. And of course, if you're reading this and you spot anything that looks wrong, please shout out - corrections and additional input encouraged...!</p>

<p>For my test I was working with a 4:05 movie edited in Final Cut Express and sourced in AVCHD on my Canon HF100. I started by exporting it to a 2.4 Gig QuickTime file for archive purposes. The main attributes  of my first test, which turned out to be a pretty good recipe for YouTube, particularly when in a time crunch, were:</p>

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	<li>bitrate max of 10,000</li>
	<li>full resolution</li>
	<li>left FPS as is</li>
	<li>single-pass compression</li>
	<li>deinterlace under the Frame Controls rather than Filter. </li>
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<p><i>(Full specs on this later in the post, along with all the tests and a few notes on the results.)</i></p>

<p>A few top-line conclusions:</p>

<p><b>Deinterlace:</b> Using the deinterlace filter in Compressor chewed up my text; using deinterlace under Frame controls worked like a charm.</p>

<p><b>Resolution:</b> Dropping resolution by 50% hurt the image and softened text but didn't really speed things up or shrink the file much, at least going from 1280 x 720 down to 640 x 360. Of course, there will be situations where you have to drop the resolution, but both YouTube and Vimeo suggest leaving HD resolutions at 1280 for HD, so in this case there was no reason to downsample.</p>

<p><b>Bitrate:</b> Changing the bitrate had a direct impact on file size (2500 = half the file size of 5000) and a noticeable impact on the image, though going down to 2500, the image still looked pretty good for web video. YouTube currently suggests not capping bitrate, Vimeo requests that you set a max of 5000, which is what I did for example #6, below.</p>

<p><b>Multi-pass:</b> Multi-pass adds a lot to encoding time (4X in this case) but did give me a higher contrast image with richer colors. So if time allows, it looks like multipass is better, but in a time crunch, single pass can work.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Default settings:</p>

<p>File Extension: mov<br />
Estimated size: 4.29 GB/hour of source<br />
Audio Encoder<br />
            AAC, Stereo (L R), 44.100 kHz<br />
Video Encoder<br />
            Format: QT<br />
            Width and Height: Up to 1280 x 720<br />
                        Selected: 1280 x 720<br />
            Pixel aspect ratio: Square<br />
            Crop: None<br />
            Padding: Preserve source aspect ratio<br />
                        (L: 0, T: 0, R: 0, B: 0)<br />
            Frame rate: (100% of source)<br />
            Frame Controls On:<br />
                        Retiming: (Fast) Nearest Frame<br />
                        Resize Filter: Linear Filter<br />
                        Deinterlace Filter: Better (Motion Adaptive)<br />
                        Adaptive Details: Off<br />
                        Antialias: 0<br />
                        Detail Level: 0<br />
                        Field Output: Progressive<br />
            Codec Type: H.264<br />
            Multi-pass: Off, frame reorder: Off<br />
            Pixel depth: 24<br />
            Spatial quality: 75<br />
            Min. Spatial quality: 50<br />
            Temporal quality: 50<br />
            Min. temporal quality: 50<br />
            Average data rate: 10.24 (Mbps)</pre></p>

<p><b>Test 1</b> = default (see specs above)</b><br />
294 MB, 15 minutes to encode<br />
notes: looks good and pretty smooth, 294 MB</p>

<p><b>Test 2</b> = like #1 but I switched deinterlace from Better to Best<br />
<i>notes: took much much longer; after 1 hour it was ~15% and I cancelled the encoding. Looked like it would take 6-7 hours for the total encode, or 24-28X the time. Yikes.</i></p>

<p><b>Test 3</b> = like #1 (so deinterlace was set back to "better"), but I toggled the deinterlace filter checkbox on<br />
294 MB,19 minutes<br />
<i>notes: Same file size, but much much worse results - this is the one that bitmapped the text. I'm going to avoid this in the future.</i></p>

<p><b>Test 4</b> = like #1 but with multi-pass encode<br />
314 MB, 52 minutes<br />
<i>notes: Slightly richer than #1 and slightly better contrast, though longer encoding time.</i></p>

<p><b>Test 5</b> = like #1 but with no bitrate limit<br />
372 MB, 76 minutes<br />
<i>notes: Slightly richer than #1 and slightly better contrast, though longer encode; no big surprise -- this looks the best....</i></p>

<p><b>Test 6</b> = like #1 but 5000 bitrate<br />
159 MB, 59 minutes<br />
<i>notes: Slightly less contrast/more faded than #1 but still pretty good.</i></p>

<p><b>Test 7</b> = like #1 but 2500 bitrate<br />
66 minutes, 79 MB<br />
<i>note: main change is more chunkiness, mainly visible when the file is large. Still not bad though.</i></p>

<p><b>Test 8</b> = like #1 but 50% resolution<br />
52 minutes, 285 MBs<br />
<i>note: Softness definitely noticeable, especially around the text. File size almost the same! So not much benefit to this....</i></p>

<p><b>Test 9</b> = like #1 but 29.97 resolution<br />
60 minutes, 294 MB<br />
<i>note: No noticeable difference to my eye.</i></p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>New Movie: A Visit to the Olive Operation</title>
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    <id>tag:cecilvortex.com,2010://4.4112</id>

    <published>2010-01-26T19:38:51Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-26T19:45:26Z</updated>

    <summary>I posted a different kind of movie (for me) over the weekend -- a 4 minute micro-documentary in which my buddy Joel and I get a tour of our pal Kirk&apos;s chicken house followed by a look at how Kirk...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>I posted a different kind of movie (for me) over the weekend -- a 4 minute micro-documentary in which my buddy Joel and I get a tour of our<span> pal Kirk's chicken house followed by a look at how Kirk makes olives. <br /><br />It features: fearsome fowl, sleight of hand, spontaneous slurry stirring, and little bit of shtick. Also, chicken trivia. It was a lot of fun to make -- hope you enjoy it.<br /><br />-Cecil<br /><br /></span><br />
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<entry>
    <title>Virtual LP: I Cook It 2 It</title>
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    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2010:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4111</id>

    <published>2010-01-12T18:25:57Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Here&apos;s another track for Der Virtual LP in a blatant attempt to capitalize on the recent media frenzy surrounding Ira and my cover of &quot;Welcome to the Working Week.&quot; This one&apos;s called &quot;I Cook It 2 It&quot; and it&apos;s, well,...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's another track for <b><a href = "http://cecilvortex.com/swath/virtual_lp/">Der Virtual LP</a></b>  in a blatant attempt to capitalize on the recent media frenzy surrounding Ira and my cover of <b><a href = "http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2010/01/11/virtual_lp_welcome_to_the_working_week.html">"Welcome to the Working Week."</a></b> </p>

<p>This one's called <b><a href="http://www.cecilvortex.com/tunes/I Cook It 2 It_CV.mp3" onclick="OpenPlayer(this.href); return false">"I Cook It 2 It"</a></b> and it's, well, it's sort of a hippity hop version of a <b><a href = "http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2010/01/08/me_cooking.html">recent blog post</a></b> about me cooking.</p>

<p>Wearing a chef's hat when I do it,<br />
-Cecil</p>

<p><i>time:</i> 1:10 seconds; <i>specs:</i> 1.6M<br />
Press <b><a href="http://www.cecilvortex.com/tunes/I Cook It 2 It_CV.mp3" onclick="OpenPlayer(this.href); return false">Play</a></b> to play.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Virtual LP: Welcome to the Working Week</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2010/01/11/virtual_lp_welcome_to_the_working_week.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2010:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4110</id>

    <published>2010-01-11T23:18:38Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Here&apos;s the latest addition to the Der Virtual LP. Ira Vortex (better known to some as so-called &quot;So-Called Bill&quot;) and I have started playing tunes of late. Mostly originals, including a few chestnuts from the VLP, but also a few...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's the latest addition to the <b><a href = "http://cecilvortex.com/swath/virtual_lp/">Der Virtual LP</a></b>. Ira Vortex (better known to some as so-called "So-Called Bill") and I have started playing tunes of late. Mostly originals, including a few chestnuts from the VLP, but also a few covers. This 'uns our first recorded venture, with Ira on bass as well as co-producing -- it's sorta of a jazzy hepster-ish version of Elvis Costello's ode to spending money and getting so convinced. </p>

<p>In related news, Ira and I have also joined forces with the infamous Xian and the soon-to-be-infamous Ryan to forge a fearsome four-piece called "The Reuben Kincaid." Watch this space for TRK tracks TK.</p>

<p>Waiting for your family's big day to arrive,<br />
-Cecil</p>

<p><i>time:</i> 2:15 seconds; <i>specs:</i> 3.1M<br />
Press <b><a href="http://www.cecilvortex.com/tunes/Welcome to the Working Week_CV.mp3" onclick="OpenPlayer(this.href); return false">Play</a></b> to play.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Me, Cooking</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2010/01/08/me_cooking.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2010:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4109</id>

    <published>2010-01-09T01:14:04Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>I have a pretty low threshold for what I consider &quot;me, cooking.&quot; Pretty much, if I add Tabasco, I&apos;m cooking. So, for example, if I made toast, to which I wouldn&apos;t normally add Tabasco, that wouldn&apos;t count as cooking. (Or...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>I have a pretty low threshold for what I consider "me, cooking." Pretty much, if I add Tabasco, I'm cooking. </p>

<p>So, for example, if I made toast, to which I wouldn't normally add Tabasco, that wouldn't count as cooking. (Or mebbe, if I added Tabasco to toast, that might count as cooking, but it'd count as bad cooking. I think. I need to try this.)</p>

<p>Similarly, if I made a can of soup, like some Wolfgang Puck's Thick and Hearty Lentil, and I didn't add Tabasco (which would be crazy) that also would not be cooking.</p>

<p>But, in contrast, if I made a can of soup, and I chose to add a few drops of Tabasco, in my heart it would feel like I had truly <i>cooked</i> that can of soup. Like the culinary choices (ok, choice) that I'd made had transformed that can of soup into a lentil-laden very personal and real expression of what I consider good eats.</p>

<p>Tonight, the lentil is hearty, yes. Thick too. I credit Wolfgang for this. But it's also slightly spicy, and I think I've made my point.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Dog Show</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/12/31/the_dog_show.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4108</id>

    <published>2010-01-01T02:11:14Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Late at night, every night, Daphne watched The Dog Show. Odds are you&apos;ve never seen it unless you&apos;re a dog. See, The Dog Show&apos;s broadcast on top of human programs in frequencies only dogs perceive. It stars a beat up...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Late at night, every night, Daphne watched The Dog Show. Odds are you've never seen it unless you're a dog. See, The Dog Show's broadcast on top of human programs in frequencies only dogs perceive. It stars a beat up mixed-breed named Lucious, missing one eye, half an ear. Each episode, for nearly 15 years now, Lucious has slowly, meticulously run through one new trick, scribbling down notes on a stand-up pad, barking out directions for the next day's event, going back to the start, dwelling in the middle, hammering home the exclamation mark. </p>

<p>Yap yap yap!</p>

<p>The whole enterprise was born from one simple question -- what if dogs, night-by-night, trick-by-trick, could learn to do everything humans do? Or, as many as could be covered in a dog's lifetime of weeknight TV shows?</p>

<p>It almost goes without saying, the first tricks involved filming and producing a TV show. Tricks Lucious had taught himself. After that came shows on how to make toast without burning your nose. How to open a pickle jar. How to make a pancake. Not all the episodes were about food, but the food shows got the best ratings.</p>

<p>About five years in, the focus switched to personal grooming. How to part your hair (extra tricky for stiff haired hounds). How to clip your own nails!</p>

<p>Now here they were on day 7,322. Daphne sitting in my rocking chair, nodding her doggy head, listening close, learning how to fix a carburetor. And that was when I walked in.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&quot;Gas Mask Chewbacca&quot;</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/12/24/gas_mask_chewbacca.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4107</id>

    <published>2009-12-24T18:08:48Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Scariest. Chewbacca. Photo. Ever....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Scariest. Chewbacca. Photo. Ever.</p>

<p><img alt="20072_220160410291_675945291_3387037_586715_n.jpg" src="http://cecilvortex.com/20072_220160410291_675945291_3387037_586715_n.jpg" width="225" height="302" /></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>My One-Word Review of James Cameron&apos;s Avatar</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/12/19/my_one-word_review_of_james_camerons_avatar.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4106</id>

    <published>2009-12-20T06:15:31Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Fantasia....</summary>
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        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Fantasia.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Common Sense Rules for Business: &quot;I&apos;ll have the number one!&quot;</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/12/09/common_sense_rules_for_business_ill_have_the_number_one.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4105</id>

    <published>2009-12-09T21:24:58Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Whatever your business, consider organizing what you sell into groups of three products, and giving each group a number. For example, if you run a coffee shop, one group could be &quot;a machiatto, a ginger cookie, and a kale salad.&quot;...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
    </author>
    
        <category term="Million-Dollar Ideas" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Whatever your business, consider organizing what you sell into groups of three products, and giving each group a number. For example, if you run a coffee shop, one group could be "a machiatto, a ginger cookie, and a kale salad." Another group could be "a soft boiled egg and two single-espressos." You get the idea.</p>

<p>That way, when a customer walks in, they can say "I'll have the number one!" People love to say that phrase. Just look at how well McDonald's has done!</p>

<p>Now sit back and watch the money roll in.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Excited!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/12/02/excited.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4104</id>

    <published>2009-12-02T16:54:53Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>The fellow at the table next to me is excited about getting on a panel with someone who&apos;s a &quot;super high-ranking hardcore anarchist vegan.&quot; I didn&apos;t know they ranked that kind of thing. Cool....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <category term="This; And also that" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>The fellow at the table next to me is excited about getting on a panel with someone who's a "super high-ranking hardcore anarchist vegan." I didn't know they ranked that kind of thing. Cool.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>For Tundra Wolves</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/11/21/for_tundra_wolves.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4102</id>

    <published>2009-11-21T16:58:34Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>For Tundra Wolves to be to dogs as lions are to cats, Tundra Wolves which can already grow up to 7 feet long would need to be 11.76 times larger than they actually are and weigh 1,460 pounds. 1,460 pounds...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>For Tundra Wolves <br />
to be to dogs <br />
as lions are to cats, Tundra Wolves</p>

<p>which can already grow up to 7 feet long</p>

<p>would need to be 11.76 times <br />
larger than they actually are <br />
and weigh 1,460 pounds.</p>

<p>1,460 pounds of Tundra Wolf. </p>

<p>Do you see what I'm saying?</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Verner Ist Ein Fahmer</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/11/20/verner_ist_ein_fahmer.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4101</id>

    <published>2009-11-20T22:17:13Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>&quot;Verner ist lonely in every part of his body&quot; in this stirring trailer for an even more stirring film from extremely stirring 1920s German auteur/filmmaker/farmer Edelgard von Schinkenliebhaber. Prepare to get stirred! Verner Ist Ein Fahmer - watch more funny...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Verner ist lonely in every part of his body" in this stirring trailer for an even more stirring film from extremely stirring 1920s German auteur/filmmaker/farmer Edelgard von Schinkenliebhaber.</p>

<p>Prepare to get stirred!</p>

<p><object width="480" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_57c61feb8a"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=57c61feb8a" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=57c61feb8a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_57c61feb8a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/57c61feb8a/verner-ist-ein-fahmer" title="from CecilVortex">Verner Ist Ein Fahmer</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div></p>

<p>(Written and filmed by The Whittlers -- East Bay cohorts in mini-movie mania.)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Berries</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/11/15/berries.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4100</id>

    <published>2009-11-15T19:51:10Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:59Z</updated>

    <summary>The guy next to me at this breakfast joint just said to his date in a Jack Nicholson voice that I think is really the way this guy talks &quot;looks to me like you&apos;re not a fan of berries.&quot; If...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<pre>The guy next to me 
at this breakfast joint 
just said to his date 
   in a Jack Nicholson voice 
   that I think is really the way this guy talks</pre>

<pre>"looks to me like you're not a fan of berries." </pre>

<pre>If he sees what 
I'm typing
I'm a dead man.</pre>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Is it worse</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/11/14/is_it_worse.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4099</id>

    <published>2009-11-14T22:58:02Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:58Z</updated>

    <summary>to be brought somewhere for some larger purpose or to be brought somewhere for some larger porpoise? Or, what if the larger purpose was to serve a smaller porpoise? What then?...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>to be brought somewhere <br />
for some larger <br />
purpose</p>

<p>or to be <br />
brought somewhere <br />
for some larger porpoise?</p>

<p>Or, <br />
what if the larger purpose <br />
was to serve a smaller porpoise?</p>

<p>What then?</p>]]>
        
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</entry>

<entry>
    <title>2013: The Movie</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://cecilvortex.com/swath/2009/11/09/2013_the_movie.html" />
    <id>tag:about-creativity.com,2009:/cecilvortex_dot_com//4.4098</id>

    <published>2009-11-10T01:41:16Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T04:09:58Z</updated>

    <summary>Here&apos;s the trailer for an exciting new thriller. 10% more thrilling than 2012, by volume..... Tell your friends and hide your neighbors: 2013 is nigh!...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Dan Brodnitz</name>
        
    </author>
    
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en-us" xml:base="http://cecilvortex.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Here's the trailer for an exciting new thriller. 10% more thrilling than 2012, by volume..... Tell your friends and hide your neighbors: 2013 is nigh!</p>

<p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QV7fSpgQDto&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QV7fSpgQDto&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p>]]>
        
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