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Category: Million-Dollar Ideas
Million-dollar idea gone bust
I had a brilliant new movie idea go awry this past weekend — I tried to cross “Three Men and a Baby” with “Two and a Half Men” and ended up with “Two and Three-Quarters Men and a Half a…
Common Sense Rules for Business: “I’ll have the number one!”
Whatever your business, consider organizing what you sell into groups of three products, and giving each group a number. For example, if you run a coffee shop, one group could be “a machiatto, a ginger cookie, and a kale salad.”…
My latest several hundred dollar idea…..
Dial-a-Madlib-word. Call any day or time, say “adjective” or “number” or “person in the room” and get the goods for 10 cents a pop. 20 cents for “type of liquid.” I know, speaking as a doting parent, I would pay…
Fear the Egg!
I don’t have all the details worked out, but I’ve got my high-concept pitch ready for “Speed IV: Fear the Egg!” Keanu’s back and the Dennis Hopper role is played by a soft-boiled egg. The egg’s planted a bomb on…
My new million dollar idea
I just had a great idea, and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna make me a million dollars, give or take. It’s really more of a name than an idea. The name is: “Chicken-palooza.” I haven’t decided yet whether it’s going…
Today’s million-dollar idea:
A band that plays operatic versions of 80s power ballads. And of course, we’re calling ourselves: “Aria Speedwagon.” 0
Tale as old as time….
I thought I’d had a lovely night out with the family tonight, enjoying Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast — the Musical.” But as we reversed out of our parking space, my son, Power Vortex, showed us how much better the…
The Heartbreak of Thunderwear
I woke up this morning with a new million-dollar idea: “Thunderwear.” I don’t even think I need to explain to the readers of this blog what a product called Thunderwear might be, right? I mean, seriously. You can’t help but…
Books on TV
Everybody’s always complaining about how people don’t read any more, right? Well, I have the solution, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to make me a million dollars. The reason nobody’s reading any more is obvious — we love TV.…