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February 16, 2005
Overheard in Paradise
"Vegans?
40 vegans?!
Look, no offense vegans -- I'm sure you're all wonderful people. But this is total bullshit."
hmmm. it's a vegan sorta week so far, but what's behind it all? fender bender with a vegan? bad report card from a vegan? vegan investments go sour? or just...coincidence.
Posted by: e. at February 16, 2005 11:48 PMOr perhaps I just had a vision from the Vegan Mary....
-Cecil
I've heard that upon death, 72 vegans, promised as a heavenly reward for leading a politically correct life.
Posted by: Other Dan at February 17, 2005 11:35 AMyou know what they say, all vegan and no play makes johnny a dull boy.
actually, i wager no one says that.
cec, your blind faith that they are all wonderful people is tearing this nation apart. the vegan agenda has ruined this country. no, wait, not vegans. pagans, yes, yes. yes. no. no, not pagans. i know they end in 'ans.' reagans? close, but junior is fine. it will come to me.
a nod to imminent tax day...
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. "
---Tom Lehrer
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