May 16, 2005

My New Future Fantasy

Not so long ago, I was just like you --
sitting around, waiting for the scientists
to discover cheap and safe nuclear fusion.
So they could take us off to Mars.
In ships the size of Delaware.

Now all I want is
a machine that can make a
big chocolate model of my brain.

It's true!

I want to watch
the game on
a plasma TV
and eat a
big chocolate model
of my brain.

What do you think?

Everybody wants chocolate prosthetic foreheads on their real head.

Posted by: the RaptorMage at May 16, 2005 8:37 AM

Actually, I want to stop the ones who want chocolate prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

Posted by: cecil vortex at May 16, 2005 9:14 AM

I want to rock my string for around winding thing.

Odd site: http://www.nomic.net/deadgames/acka/devjoe/proshead.html

Posted by: captain marsupial at May 16, 2005 6:11 PM

this is so easy to do. just employ quantitative 3-D investigations of the brain structure, imaged using anatomical MRI, Positron Emission Tomography, and Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy. and, add venezuelan chocolate. btw, i buy my chocolate from www.chocosphere.com. really. awesome.

cool brain images: http://www.bic.mni.mcgill.ca/demos/

"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250"
---Harper's Index

Posted by: Itto Ogami at May 17, 2005 8:02 AM

That would make the brain too fattening, is their a low carb cerebral cortex available? Or a soy latka skim consciousness, with half and half reality?

Posted by: heroic imp at May 17, 2005 9:10 AM

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