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December 20, 2005
The New Ralph Macchio
People have been wondering for some time now who the new Ralph Macchio will be. They say: "Who?"
Well, I have the answer, and I'm going to share it. But I think it will come as a big surprise, so brace yourself.
I am the new Ralph Macchio.
Ralph knows already, and he's not happy about it. But so what. And maybe you're not happy either. But I'll tell you what I told him. I said: "Suck on this, Ralph."
He had his chance. It's my turn now.
It's my turn to be Ralph Macchio.
frippin brilliant. Period. Did i say period?
Posted by: heroic imp at December 20, 2005 8:05 AMAre you sure you didn't mean Ralph Mouth?
Posted by: Fonzi at December 20, 2005 9:04 AMSo-called Fonzi wrote:
Q: "Are you sure you didn't mean Ralph Mouth?"
A: Yes.
Posted by: cecil vortex at December 20, 2005 9:46 AMA new Pat Morita is much more necessary.
Posted by: So-Called Bill at December 20, 2005 10:41 AMSo-called Fonzi wrote:
Q: "Are you sure you didn't mean Ralph Mouth?"
A: Yes.
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Q2:
So-called Fonzi?
A2:
Aaaayh!!!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/heyy2.wav
"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
Posted by: kim at December 20, 2005 11:15 AMi read your news above and thought i would broaden my horizons by visiting you at the ralph macchio homepage. big mistake. first off, you weren't there. second, there was music. and it was really bad. here's hoping your powers as the new ralph macchio will extend to bringing in some palatable tunes....
Posted by: e. at December 27, 2005 9:01 PMDear Ralph Macchio
I Love Your Favorite Song It's Called Listen To Your Heart
On The Karate Kid Part III The Movie & On My Computer Too
Send Me Your E-mail Me Please
Love Always Your Half Brother John Charles Valentine Jones
no one can replace the original Ralph macchio. Get a life you will never be like him he rocks. i think you should act your age and grow up. The only Ralph macchio lives in Hollywood.
Posted by: mmcco87 at October 24, 2007 8:38 PMActually he still lives in Long Island where he was born with his wife Phyllis and his two children, Julia and Daniel( yes he was named after Ralph's character in the Karate Kid).
But anyways I agree with you mmcco87, Ralph is a one of a kind and no one can replace him.
Posted by: nymovies2music83 at February 6, 2008 2:12 PM
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