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January 23, 2006
"Justice Legal"
This weekend my 5-year old asked: "wouldn't it be funny if 'Justice League' was 'Justice Legal'"?
Like it was some hit ABC show, where big-city super heroes
practice the law wearing costumes.
Never using their super powers
just, you know
arguing the case
fighting over turf
falling in love in spandex.
Flash is bucking to make partner.
And maybe Batman is the D.A.
That is simply a fantastic idea. I hope Les Moonves is reading.
Wonder Woman, of course, would be an overachieving, intimidatingly tall prosecutor who can't find a man. I'm not sure how Martian Manhunter fits into the equation, though.
Posted by: So-Called Bill at January 23, 2006 9:11 AM"All rise for Judge Martian Manhunter. This court is now in session."
Posted by: Cecil Vortex at January 23, 2006 9:17 AMThe Connivers would like to issue a statement...the Connivers would like to issue a statement...Please, sir be seated....
Posted by: heroic imp at January 25, 2006 4:44 AMYour five-year-old is so money. Intelligence and wit. My $0.02: I think it will be critical that the law office have coed bathrooms, because superheroes shouldn't be hindered by gender roles.
Posted by: Elgoodo at January 26, 2006 10:51 AM
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