May 12, 2006

Pandas!

Am I the only one a bit put off by the panda craze that's been sweeping the nation, what with everyone and their brother buying panda bears and then bringing them with them *everywhere*?

I mean, come on! I'm not saying pandas aren't cute. I'm just saying, there's a time and there's a place. And when I go to the men's room at a baseball game, the last thing I want to see is some rube in an "I heart pandas!" baby-t, hosing down his cotton-candy covered new-best-friend and looking at me like *I'm* the crazy one.

Puhlease!

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what about panhandlers, I hate those too...right?

Posted by: heroic imp at May 12, 2006 5:49 PM

don't misunderstand me -- I don't hate pandas. I less than three pandas! and I less than three panhandlers too.

it's just panda-handlers I can't stand.

It's like "ALRIGHT. You own a PET PANDA. We GET IT."
-Cecil

Posted by: cecil vortex at May 12, 2006 5:55 PM


poster promulgates pandemonium. palpitating panjandrum protests, pens pro-panda panegyric. patrons perspire.

Posted by: e. at May 12, 2006 9:36 PM

You know, when I have those dreams about someone hosing down a cotton-candy-covered panda in the Coliseum men's room, I have the common courtesy to keep them to myself.

Posted by: So-Called Bill at May 13, 2006 10:21 AM

I am very late on this, but do you remember Sexual Harassment Panda from South Park? Pure comic genious.

Posted by: Linda at June 21, 2006 2:30 PM

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