October 27, 2006

If I had a coffeehouse

If I had a coffeehouse, this would be my motto:
"A frightened clientele is an obedient clientele."

Or perhaps:
"A nervous clientele is a loyal clientele."

I'd spray my customers with hormones as they
walked through the door.

To mark them.

I'd control the colors they wore.
I'd make the colors dance for me.
Dance pretty colors, dance!

The lemonade would always
be out of season.

What do you think?

repeat customers not part of the business plan, then? well, good luck to you sir!

Posted by: e. at October 27, 2006 5:51 PM

dig the police state latte vibe. Great one.

Posted by: h imp at October 28, 2006 6:20 PM

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