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April 15, 2008
Media outrage
Look, I don't mind that there's all this coverage of the Pope in the news. The Pope comes to America. It's a big deal. I get it.
But it cheeses me off when scientists discover a 15-foot rabbi and nobody seems to give a damn.
Rabbi Arthur Rosenberg, of Holmdel New Jersey, is huge.
i've been to holmdel, new jersey, and mark my words when i say that all religious leaders are at least 15 feet tall.
there's an evangelical preacher, 23 feet from toes to nose, who plays center for the jersey religotitans. they're 42-1 this year, the sole loss coming last easter sunday for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Itto Ogami at April 16, 2008 8:00 AMHa! Esp. love the "rabbi shoes."
Posted by: rodney k. at April 16, 2008 8:23 AMApparently every female within a 10-foot radius of the 15-foot rabbi is deliriously happy. Why might that be?
Posted by: So-Called Bill at April 16, 2008 9:39 AMAdditonal bonus joke in case the previous one was too subtle:
His bris was performed with a machete.
Posted by: So-Called Bill at April 16, 2008 9:45 AMYikes. Is what I'm sayin'.
-Cecil
I think the photo was doctored...god does these things. We either accept them, or we can question them. I tend to follow the first line of thinking, it was how i was raised. And ah, this is the way for me. He is a giant, that is true.
Posted by: Heroic imp at April 17, 2008 2:30 PMYou can do the darndest things with that Photoshop. Maybe there's a book in it.
Posted by: dumpster at April 18, 2008 5:25 PMFirst off, I'm offended by the insinuation that I somehow "photoshopped" this image. I've never even used or seen a computer in my life. I don't even believe in computers.
And then second off, did I say gigantic rabbi? OK, that was a mistake. He's really an unusual looking gigantic rabbit.
-Cecil
This is obviously some kind of fakery.
I mean, just look at the picture. That rabbi is WAY more than 15 feet tall!
Posted by: Bluebeard at April 19, 2008 6:42 PM
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