May 29, 2008

My walrus blues

This past weekend I was at a "family camp" near Yosemite. My wife and I bunked with another couple. A delightful couple. The woman lent us bug juice. Can you imagine that? A complete stranger. "My bug juice is your bug juice!" She had such a charming accent.

The guy snored like Thor trying to swallow a walrus through his nose. Around 6 am I swear to gawd I heard a pop, and I looked over, and his head was like a normal head, only it had an entire walrus inside it.

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a bit concerned about quotated use for "family camp". like referring to guantanamo bay as "recreation and rehabilitation retreat". or W as "easy going bowling buddy". both spell doom.

and, and, you accepted their "bug juice"? no wonder you had walrus visions. detox now.

Posted by: itto ogami at May 30, 2008 7:00 AM

Maybe one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile...LOL...though Thor never fought a walrus I'll let you go on that...it was beta ray bill actually with the walrus vibe

Posted by: Heroic imp at June 4, 2008 11:09 AM

Be thankful you've never shared a cabin with me.

BTW, even though I use the stuff copiously when called for, it took awhile for me to realize that "bug juice" is to keep them away, not actually made from them.

Posted by: dumpster at June 5, 2008 12:41 PM

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