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April 18, 2008
Books on TV
Everybody's always complaining about how people don't read any more, right? Well, I have the solution, and I'm pretty sure it's going to make me a million dollars.
The reason nobody's reading any more is obvious -- we love TV. And the solution's just as obvious: a TV channel that shows books, one page at a time.
Imagine -- the smart thinking you get from a book *plus* the brain-aesthesia you get from TV! I'm so excited, I've passed out twice while writing this. First, when I said I was going to make a million dollars. And then again when I woke up and I re-read that sentence about a million dollars. I'm gonna be rich!
There are lots of great "books on" ideas we should be exploring. I can't tackle them all so I'll put a few out there, and you can get rich too.
"Books on toasters," for example. Why not? Or "books on telescopes." You know, we put a book on the moon and then people will read it through a telescope.
If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a book on the moon. It just stands to reason!
January 23, 2008
Wednesday's million-dollar idea: pay-to-play email indulgences
You pay me a buck a year. Just a buck a year! I send you an email every Tuesday that says: "Forgiven."
(I'm telling you, I just got an email that said "forgiven" and it felt fantastic.)
September 14, 2007
My latest million-dollar-idea
A mash-up of the brilliant Parliament Funkadelic with the soaring solo work of Art Garfunkel:
Parliament Garfunkadelic.
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