A few days ago, So-Called Bill posted a comment saying “I’ll pay you five dollars to write a song called ‘Starfish Sucking on My Nose.'”
Well. Never let it be said that I won’t write a song called “Starfish Sucking on My Nose” for five dollars.
-Cecil
time: 24 seconds; specs: 378K
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Well, congratulations, you’re now the most highly paid writer of songs about sea creatures that I know. By my calculations, five bucks for 24 seconds comes out to $750/hr.
parents of a certain era know you are wrong, terribly wrong (although we wish don vortex the best; he’s sea-creaturiffic).
but where saltwater and song convert to cash, i believe you’ll find raffi, counting his millions.
not that it matters. at all….go cecil!
Now that I think about it, Paul probably wrote “Octopus’s Garden” while he was on the john (so to speak), and it’s made millions.
I think that was a Paul song…please, please tell me that it was.
your lucky day: R-I-N-G-O
My man, my main man, my favorite cecil man in the world… YOU are a star(fish?)
OH. MY. GOD.
“starfish sucking on my nose” is THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
I love you and I love your work. YOU are hilarious. I mean… Brilliant.
Wow! Lot’s of fun, and by overdubbing you were able to be both Flansburgh AND Linnell! Now all we need to do is write a TV show called “Cuttlefish in the Middle” and get this on as the theme song.
Excellent. I loved it.