Boy am I glad that
trout don’t eat cats.
Because if they did
we’d have to use kittens for bait.
And, well,
yuck.
"…something like the supervisor of an entire team of political agents…"
Boy am I glad that
trout don’t eat cats.
Because if they did
we’d have to use kittens for bait.
And, well,
yuck.
Trout eat a wide variety of organisms. Young trout eat small items, such as plankton, crustaceans and insects. Older trout eat snails, salamanders, frogs, snakes, small mammals and fish, as well as smaller food items.
wait, did s/he say small mammals?
yup, cats are game. so, stock those bait boxes with cute little kittens, cuz i’m a going trout fishing.
“Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.”
—Henry David Thoreau
strange smoothie, but you can’t argue with the nutritional value.
Bethinking myself of my own favorite kittens, I say, “Precious and Johnny shan’t be bait: no, no, Precious and Johnny shall not be bait.”