This; And also that

He’s walking around like he’s just eaten an orange. Always. This gives him strength.

My stomach doctor, who looks a lot like Elliott Gould — I mean, even more than I do. Anyways. He’s someone you don’t want to startle you. And he’s also. I mean. For reasons I really don’t care to discuss. Let’s just say. He’s someone you don’t want to picture 15 feet tall. Someone I … Read more

Guest: Studies have shown that two-thirds of what people buy, they weren’t planning on buying when they walked into the store. Host: So you’re saying, if I go into a store to buy a pair of socks, I’m going to walk out with three things I didn’t want? And I screamed at the radio: “No! … Read more

Please… write what you know but also: know something interesting.

They’re telling shapeless stories at the open mic reading from travel diaries picking up where they left off last week and Yaniv wants to shout: “Get a blog!”

Like “stinky” in MadLibs, she always delivered.

To you who live in states that vote today I say: Happy voting!

only the vertical blink-blink on the horizon gives any sign of all these emails passing in the blink-blink night.

Teach a man to catch worms and perhaps he will be fortunate enough to find some worms. Or perhaps not. Perhaps they will elude him. Because worms are crafty. But give a man a worm, and he can split it in two! And then he will have two worms! I’m asking nicely now: Won’t you … Read more

If I can just just make it three minutes more three more minutes more I’ll let myself hear another tune by The New Pornographers.