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It’s Monkey Vortex Monday. In today’s installment, Croatian malcontent Rodney K. puts our longstanding feud aside for one minute and 45 seconds — just barely enough time to bust it Poet-Makes-a-House-Call style with: Welcome to the City of Wetumpka — another all-new, all-free, all-MP3 MVRT experience, brought to you by the good people at BackMan. … Read more

Reality catches up with the President. Get the skizoop, here.

In the next two weeks I’ll be making the (fairly freaky styling) leap to door-to-door political volunteering in my hometown and in a battleground state. If you’ve the itch your own self, and you’re curious how to look into that sort of thing, take a stroll over to edgewise, and read all about it.

If it’s Monday, it must be Monkey Vortex Radio Theater — back with an all-new segment: The Sequence of Things. With script and music by yers truly and starring Bee Nisbet and M “‘n M” Smith. Plus: the MVRT debut of featured backup vocalist Shonny Vortex! And there’s funk too. Oh yes, there’s funk.

Some pithy debate shpiel, here. Quite literally. Packed with pith.

Whatever you do, don’t read this. It’s…it’s horrible.

A little shpiel about our wide-eyed President and how he maybe trusts just a little too much, here.

Monkey Vortex Radio Theater is back with an all-new segment: Hell’s a Poppins! Featuring the MVRT script debut of Eileen Dahl and the MVRT acting debut of Heather Gottschalk plus, the inspirational return of Bill “King” Cassel in this, his most challenging role yet. You will believe a boy can fly! Note: Although that last … Read more

Another day at the RNC, and another post over on Edgewise. Today’s topic: how George Bush gave the greatest speech of his life. And how he’s still gonna lose. Read all about it, here

Over on Edgewise, a pair of reactions to last night’s RNC festivities: A somewhat strained attempt to explain away the unusual behavior of one Zell Miller, here Meanwhile, it’s Mr. Happy Head!, here